Dookie Bowser - Tap the Dookie

Award Winning mobile game Dookie Bowser ™ finally lands on Android, and if your friend doesn\'t break your phone, rest assured you will.

★★★★

"This is the world\'s hardest game (yes ever)."

★★★★

"GTFO"

This is an extremely difficult game involving dogs, tradition, and heritage and should be enjoyed in small doses with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner you plan on
deriding your friends when you challenge their manhood playing this opus.

Let\'s be clear Don\'t Step On The White Tile or Don\'t Tap the White Tile is as despicable and awkward as the story of your first date. My game is simple. Don\'t get the frog wet.

Why do you ask?

When was the last time you experienced a quantum leap in 16-bit graphic pond realism? With a woman? With a dog? A toad? A tiny toad? Enjoy real-time rendering and awesome sprite-based graphics
create a heart-pumping virtual gaming world. The touch controls give you complete control of every move.

Freedom. Power. Fun. You are a winner.

Can you even beat Level 1?

-For kids and adults, mostly man-childs

-Painful gameplay only lasting seconds

-Sophisticated music, demanding sound effects

-Requires at least one finger

-Those were not hallucinations. Those were animations

-Humiliate the people you call your friends on Google Play Leaderboards

-0% of App Store revenue is going to Make-A-Wish Foundation

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