Best Funny Status Updates

Funny status updates as posted on various social networking sites. You can use these updates as your own and have your friends LMFAO. You can also add to the App, seen something you thought was funny or had a rare moment when it was you that was funny, then send them to me via that App and I'll include them (giving you the credit of cause).

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Post to Facebook
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button).
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Other layout changes
*Rate the app
 
Examples of what's inside

"Randomly remembering gud times and smiling like an idiot"

"Your hair is a mess" " So is your face."

"I like Turtles"

"I swear to make no promises I cannot keep."

"Sluts are like summer... no class!"

"Lighters that work in the wind"

"I hate my little brother!!"

"Weekend forecast..........mostly drunk with a chance of horny"

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.