Consultatron-9000

Meet the Consultatron-9000, the next generation Artificial Intelligence that will answer your questions utilizing its advanced logic algorithms. Speak your question clearly into the device and let Consultatron-9000 analyse and give you an answer. Remember, the advanced algorithms of Consultatron-9000 are built to answer only Yes or No questions. Consultatron-9000 may or may not give answers that are dependent on other variables which could be beyond your control. In such an event, please wait until such an event happens and while waiting you may further utilize Consultatron-9000 to illuminate your dreary life.

Please understand that Consultatron-9000 has the ability to give answers that may dramatically change the future of this world. As such utilize the Consultatron-9000 with caution and reverence. Please take note that Consultatron-9000 does not accept offerings.