Dave

My wifes maiden name is Dave (pronounced duh-vey with a soft d sound) but when she came to America it often got anglicized to Dave as in short for David. Much hilarity ensued. Now that we're married it's not such a problem but to remind her of the fun times, I've developed this soundboard that plays clips of HAL 9000 talking to Dave Bowman in the classic film "2001: A Space Odyssey", and as a bonus, Cheech & Chongs' "Dave's not here" sketch.

You can also set the sounds as the default ringtone, notification sound or alarm sound if you want to.