Jokes For Minecraft

We all love to smile and take away the stress that comes with the hustle and bustle of a regular day. Entertainment has gone a long way to help relief this stress and many people have resorted to jokes and other such forms of entertainment. The Minecraft Jokes application is a one of its kind smart device app that entertains users of smart devices by providing them with different minecraft jokes.

Users of this unique app can read different Steve jokes from the screen of their mobile devices simply by scrolling to any of the jokes. Jokes can also be gotten by shaking the smart device and every time this is done, a new joke appears on the phone screen.

This is a chance to brighten up your day regardless of the time of the day as long as you have your mobile device powered on and of course, with you. The application is easy to use regardless of the computer knowledge of the smart device.

The Minecraft Jokes app comes with a user-friendly interface, allowing everyone to smile and laugh once the screen of the smart device is looked at. The app is suitable for anyone and everyone regardless of the age, gender or status of the user.

The app is also suitable to use on virtually any smart device, occupying very little space on the device. This ensures that users do not have to worry about space or losing any of their precious mobile apps.

The tension and stress experienced by many people across the world have been associated with many ailments and unfortunately, not everyone can afford to cinema tickets or tickets for comedy shows. With the Minecraft Jokes app however, there will be no need to worry about these costs, as the mobile device can take the place of comedy shows or movies, thanks to this amazing app.

Some of Minecraft Jokes:

Last night I went to a Creeper party, needless to say it was a blast. I was going to write another joke about Minecraft, but all of a sudden I got writers BLOCK. A creeper magician is on stage. He says, "For my next trick, I will turn this stage into rubble!"

How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block.

Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!

What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
"I've got a bone to pick with you."

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside!

Why did the sailor bring iron and gold into his boat?
He needed oars.

If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.

Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.

How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
Shafted.

Why don't blazes ever make businesses?
They keep firing people!

What is the national sport of Minecraft?
Boxing.

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other sssssssssSSSSSSSSSsside.

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.

A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him, "Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning..."

What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties.

A creeper walks into a bar. Everyone dies.

When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing.

I asked if I could look for ores in an Italian minecrafter's cave. He said, "No it's-a mine"

This guy started to rage after he found out that he was raided. I told him to take it down a Notch.

I'd tell you a joke about the end, but it will just dragon.

What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat?
You sure do Ocelot of questions.

How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
You Block their path.

This guy lost everything to a grief raid. You could say he hit bedrock bottom.

Why would a mushroom make a good roommate?
It's a real fungi.