K9 Radio Free - Police Scanner ??

HOLY FURRY CAT BALLZ!

I can’t even begin to explain this police scanner apps technology. ?Very WOW!?

It’s basically Area 51? and a dating app? combined on your phone. With a little police scanner action mixed in…(?PEW ?PEW).

Well maybe not, but pretty darn close. It feels like you’re sitting right there in the White House - inside the secret room with all the big red nuke buttons (most likely not even a red button more like a stupid Xbox controller or something).

Anyway, you're literally sitting on Obama’s lap and you're both following the live police scanner action. But you’re an idiot and only brought one pair of headphones, so you and Obama have to split the ear buds like a bunch of losers. And the headphones you brought are complete crap because you won them at some rally. They’re bright red and have “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” stamped on the side. But they were made in China and only one side works worth a ?.

The days of dragging car batteries and jumper cables around to power your not-so-portable police scanners are long gone. Now you can sit back and relax at your local Starbucks ☕ and enjoy hours of entertainment on your phone. Not only will you enjoy it, but everyone else around you will also share in the enjoyment (probably?). The same way people enjoy listening to loud music in a quiet library.

When you tune into this police scanner app and listen to what's happening, it's almost guaranteed to make you feel better about your crappy cubicle-filled life ?‍?. I’m literally sitting in my underwear right now eating cheezy nom noms listening to some dude getting dragged off a United Airlines flight or something✈️??.

From car chases? and shootouts?, to your uncle Bob running down the highway naked, you’ll never guess what's going to happen next. Unless you’re committing a crime with one hand and listening to this police scanner in the other…then you may actually know what’s happening next.


Love + a 40 oz.,
Derpman?

Features
? Probably? the best police scanner app and internet radio app combined.????
? Largest selection of police scanners and radio stations available!?️??
? Exclusive red button screen with hidden game. (It pisses me off too)???
? Custom music equalizer (MOAR BASS)? and custom sleep timer (TURN OFF DA BASS I'M TRYING TO SLEEP)?...
? And too much other ? to list...


Frequently Asked Questions

#1 Yo Derpman, Does this app have a police scanner for my area feature?
Derpman- You bet, click that big "Near Me" button to find police scanners for your area ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

#2 What are the permissions for?
Access Photos, Media, Files on your device - Allows you to save your favorite stations and create music playlists.
Access Device Location - This allows the app to find local police scanners that are near your location.
Make and Manage Phone Calls - This allows the app pause or turn down the audio correctly when you make or receive a phone call or notification.
Record Audio - K9 Radio doesn't record ANYTHING but this permission is required for the graphic visualizer engine to work correctly. Its used to detect the audio wave form for the police scanner screen visualizer graphics.