McPhatAss Fast Food Crash

Meet McPhatAss, he's the clown of chow down, just as long a there's no break downs. The Fast Food Wars started back in 2013, competition by the fast food giants led to a price war driven by the customers desire for near free food, to keep cost down workers had to subsidise with government welfare.

Eventually It got so bad that workers were better off not working. Why flip orders when you can flip the finger to exploitation and go on the welfare system completely. Many fast food chains eventually went under, but from the future ashes new corporations were born. McPhatAss was one of them, he mechanised his fast food operation. The problem is the technology. Its experimental to say the least. Traditional hardware and programming are just not up the job. That's why the brain vats were created, part man part machine. They are the best of both.

The only trouble is, they break down more times than a talent show reject touting for tie break phone votes. That's where you come in, welcome to I.T. It's your job to fix those fried chips, one way or the other.

Those orders are all mixed up. Mix and match, watch the crash, still not right, then give it a bash. This is a match 3 game puzzle on steroids, jacked up, and pumped up on animal nitrates, and thats just the burgers.

A shockingly good fast food restaurant simulator for the insane. At least thats what you have to be to work there. Enjoy the horror show muffin gigolo!