(New) Football Tips Guru

£4.49 for meticulously researched value-based tips? What's not to like?

At least 5 tips every weekend, with probably the odd weekday one thrown in for giggles too.

We will never, ever, ever, ever (ever) post up odds-on bets. Sure, they often win, but where's the skill in recommending them? "Hey, back Man United to beat QPR"??? What a waste of everybody's time.

Why, I hear you cry at the back, are you bothering with this £1.49 nonsense when you are so clearly a betting superstar (and probably really good-looking too)?

Well, Mr John "everything on t'internet is a rip-off" Smith, I have been making a steady profit from sports betting for years, and my son wanted to make an app, so here we are!

How about this? I charge you £4.49 (less than the cost of something really cheap), and you check out my tips for a few weeks. I guarantee that you will, at the very least, accept that I've not just picked my tips from the bit of the paper my Chinchilla has left his deposit on and have genuinely made a pretty decent effort. Of course, anyone with Chinchillas would know that their scattergun approach to voiding their bowels would lead to several hundred tips a day if this was the method being used.

Unlike the majority of web services we have open, honest and transparent figures - my tip loses, it goes on the P&L page as a loss. My tip wins, it goes on the P&L page as a win.

All tips will have the current Betfair.com price listed.

Let's do it people......