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he jabbed at his opponent the most often and finally got a hit with his over-compensating cutlass. but a ninja, on the other hand, is a master of mind games. ninja wallpaper. he cleverly outwits his opponent to gain the upper hand. he is also better at sudoku puzzles, logically. ninjas are masters. pirates are drunks. it does not take very much to become a pirate. all you have to do is chop off your leg, gauge out your eye, and get really drunk. but it takes years to master the art of the ninja. ninjas are zen. ninjas are wise. ninjas meditate. what do pirates do? swagger around on the deck of their filthy ship, drunkenly slicing people's legs off and poking their eyes out with their long and over-compensating cutlasses. ninja wallpaper. why over-compensating, you may ask? let's just say all the liquor and amputation can't be good for the libido or physical attractiveness.