Things to Do When You are High

Listen…..we’ve all been there. You are sitting on your couch playing Xbox for the umpteenth day in a
row and why? Well….because you are really high is probably the starting point. The second point would
be that you are so absorbed in your own little world that you aren’t exactly engaging your cognitive
functions. While you’d be open to doing pretty much anything cool - the ideas just aren’t there……..

So stop blaming yourself for your inactivity and download our free app! You’ll have loads of different
ideas spanning many different types of activities. Whether you are high with friends and looking for
some fun ideas, or you’re all alone questioning how high you are……whatever the case, we’ve got you
covered.

Sometimes, thinking of things to do when and while you’re high is tough. Why? Because… Well… You’re high.

Legendary stoner Max Spliffington has laid out hundreds of hours worth of ways to entertain yourself when you’re Ripped Van Winkled, neatly organized by category and rich with topical humor and weed related puns.

Never again will you be racking your brain on what to do while you’re high on weed no matter what the scenario.

Loner stoner? Social Butterhigh? Rob Ford?President Obama? It doesn’t matter! The spectrum is covered-dub-dub sack. Consider Max Spliffington a “Stoner Idea Donor.”

Included inside:

- Methods on being high inside, outside, and in public

- Getting ripped with friends in danker ways

- Secrets on fighting the paranoia

- Loner Stoner options

- Daily routines with stanky greens

- Marijuana’s little known simple pleasures

- Stoned Online: Tips and Tricks

- And much more!

This app will only be free for a limited time so get it now while it’s as hot as your cherry!
Disclaimer - this app is meant purely as a comedic read that gives some thought provoking ideas. That
is all. This is for fun. Please use this app as we envisioned - as a funny and stimulating way to generate
activities, laugh and start conversations. Do not attempt any activities listed in our app if you are too
high and might potentially hurt yourself. We will not be held liable for any personal injury sustained as a
result of any user doing something stupid. For example - if you should fall down a hill running fast while
high. That means you are dumb and it isn’t our fault. Further we are not advocating marijuana use but
rather suggesting funny activities if you have already made the choice to indulge yourself.