Totally Fake News - Hilarious Parody Stories

Take a break from trying to figure out if the news you're reading is fake, you KNOW this news is fake. News stories of maximum fakeness are posted weekly. Share with your friends and invite others to download the app so they can read some totally fake news. Many apps post fake news and try to market it as real news. We publish fake news and if it turns out to be true that's purely by accident (or is it?).
The stories in this app are made to be parodies and any mention of celebrities, real persons, real places or real events is not intended to be factual. The main and only purpose of the app is to make people laugh. If anybody is offended I apologize, but please understand that I have the right to freedom of speech. You can feel free to uninstall the app at any time if you feel I've crossed the line.
If you decide to uninstall the app please let me know in the reviews.