Personality Defect Test

The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and unintentionally ridiculous. It uses combination of four variables in order to determine what kind of person you are. And, unlike traditional personality tests, this test will focus on the negative aspects of these results as opposed to the positive.

Why is my test better (and more arrogant) than the others? Because it is more informative, more entertaining, and also rather unique. Most personality tests only seem to emphasize the positive aspects of your personality, mentioning your negative traits with an inaudible whisper if they even get mentioned at all. They are biased to reflect your personality in a more positive light. They will go on and on about how creative or brilliant you are, even though you feel a lagging suspicion that you are not really some brilliant genius / wonderful teacher / cunning inventor / resolute superhero.
Please note that the descriptions of the result are only meant to reflect your personality TRAITS, and not necessarily YOU. For instance, if you are placed in the category "Sociopath", it doesn't mean that you are actually a sociopath. Rather, it means that the traits you possess, when taken out of context, can be said to represent those of a sociopath. In short, the category descriptions are meant for a laugh and are highly exaggerative and speculative, while the percentage scores for each variable are meant to be accurate reflections of your personality.